oh, fuck.

   i'm having a quarter-life crisis.

pretty much the best day.

pretty much the best day.

— 1 month ago

I miss you.
I want to tell you that.
But I can’t.

— 1 month ago
pondering…

shroomssavedmymind:

If guys get stuck in a girl’s “friendzone,” than girls get stuck in a guy’s “fuckzone”

Never thought about it, huh? Me either until just now hahaha

— 1 month ago with 14 notes
copied straight from okcupid. i’m dying.

You should message me if

**if you understand and respect the emulsification power of the egg.

**you are NOT vanilla…you have a mature appreciation for kink - coupled with an intellectual appreciation for sensuality.

** also- if you have skills to barter.. I can teach you how to make fresh mozarella, toss a pizza, make a baguette, make ice cream etc„,what you got to share?

** You are confident, strong, sassy, opinionated and can handle my dominant demeanor.

** You know the difference between a hass and fuerte avocado.

**or if you got the case of the BROWN FEVAH!
— 2 months ago
#okcupid  #brown fevah! 
Just an observation.

There’s always at least one guy I’ve slept with in my online friends list on Facebook.
Usually though, there are 2 or 3.
Facebook knows.

— 2 months ago

I went to a vinyasa yoga class the other day. At the end of my shavasana (in case you are not a yogi.. this is the last part of class where you just lay there and cool off), I got up and rolled my mat up, and many people around me were still lying still. This couple in front of me were holding hands while they lied there, which was sweet.. I guess.

Then, to my horror - the gentleman rolled over and spooned his lady, nuzzling his sweaty face into her sweaty back. Really?! Gross.

IT IS NOT OK TO DO THIS IN PUBLIC, FYI.

{gag}

— 2 months ago