oh, fuck.

   Expressions inspired by the insanity that is dating in your mid 20s in NYC.

oh, fuck. turned 5 today!!!
Wow!
I created this blog to anonymously rant about horrible men who break my heart and such. Sigh.. several more heartbreaks later, I am much stronger than I was 5 years ago. So much more sure of myself and who I am. Single at the moment, but I’ve dodged many idiots - hurrah! 
Cheers to the next 5 years of life lessons…

oh, fuck. turned 5 today!!!

Wow!

I created this blog to anonymously rant about horrible men who break my heart and such. Sigh.. several more heartbreaks later, I am much stronger than I was 5 years ago. So much more sure of myself and who I am. Single at the moment, but I’ve dodged many idiots - hurrah! 

Cheers to the next 5 years of life lessons…

— 2 minutes ago
#tumblr birthday  #tumblr milestone  #love  #heartbreak  #rants  #quarterlifecrisis  #thirdlifecrisis  #twenties  #dating  #insanity  #life 
"Before I met him, I would dance in the shower. When he was in my life, I would think about showering with him. After he left, I would sit on the ground in the shower and cry. When I got over him, I showered so quickly there was no time for dancing, fantasies or tears. Someone can invade the smallest parts of your life, you won’t even realize it until you dance in the shower again and wonder why you ever stopped."
— 3 weeks ago with 322021 notes
illustration by http://cargocollective.com/herikitaconk

illustration by http://cargocollective.com/herikitaconk

— 4 weeks ago
#herikitaconk illustration  #herikitaconk 

Rhye - Open

I’m a fool for that shake in your thighs
i’m a fool for the sound of your sighs
i’m a fool for your belly

i’m a fool for your love

stay open

— 6 months ago with 4 notes
#love  #agony  #relationships  #stay open  #rhye  #beautiful lyrics  #romance  #romantic  #emotions  #dream  #fantasy  #sexual  #r&b  #music video  #making love  #making out  #kissing  #couple  #getaway  #longing  #heartbreak  #life  #take a risk  #choose love 

When you’re texting back & forth with a guy you just met, and then he doesn’t respond for some time.. do you ever wonder if he dropped dead…?

— 1 year ago with 2 notes
#hope not!  #boys  #boysaredumb  #girlsarecrazy  #boy drama  #guy drama  #love  #hook-ups  #hooking up  #datinginnyc  #insecurity  #weird  #dammit 
"I don’t miss you, but I remember you. You taught a lesson and for that I give you gratitude."
— 1 year ago with 46483 notes