February 2012
8 posts
7 tags
7 tags
oh. this voice. <3<3<3 this song.
I Got...
i bought carrot juice today. 100% pure, vitamin rich carrot juice.
who am i?!
January 2012
1 post
December 2011
2 posts
pondering...
shroomssavedmymind:
If guys get stuck in a girl’s “friendzone,” than girls get stuck in a guy’s “fuckzone”
Never thought about it, huh? Me either until just now hahaha
November 2011
5 posts
2 tags
copied straight from okcupid. i'm dying.
You should message me if
**if you understand and respect the emulsification power of the egg. **you are NOT vanilla…you have a mature appreciation for kink - coupled with an intellectual appreciation for sensuality. ** also- if you have skills to barter.. I can teach you how to make fresh mozarella, toss a pizza, make a baguette, make ice cream etc„,what you got to share? ** You...
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I went to a vinyasa yoga class the other day. At the end of my shavasana (in case you are not a yogi.. this is the last part of class where you just lay there and cool off), I got up and rolled my mat up, and many people around me were still lying still. This couple in front of me were holding hands while they lied there, which was sweet.. I guess.
Then, to my horror - the gentleman rolled over...
October 2011
2 posts
2 tags
oh dear god, my friend is having a Tupperware party.
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Ham and Heroin: “For what it’s worth: it’s never... →
hamandheroin:
“For what it’s worth: it’s never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever you want to be. There’s no time limit, stop whenever you want. You can change or stay the same, there are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. And I hope…
September 2011
11 posts
3 tags
“A human being is a part of the whole called by us universe, a part limited in...”
– Albert Einstein (via slekes)
4 tags
{Leo} Oh, Leo & Cancer - I think we’re supposed to get along.
{Cancer} Well.. you’re fire, I’m water. I put you out.
{Leo} Actually, no, I’ve read up on this. The fire and water together create steam…
{Cancer} Oh.. well ok then :)
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Is divorcing young a new trend? “The younger you are when you’re married, the more likely it is to end in divorce,” says Pamela Paul, author of The Starter Marriage: and the Future of Matrimony. Forty percent of marriages overall fail. “That number goes up into the 50 percent or more for people in their 20s,” she adds.
-Match.com article
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Oh, fuck...
It seems that I’ve become a magnet for the young divorced men of NYC. 2 in a row. I am 26… They are 32 & 27, respectively. Is this really what the dating world is coming to?!
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nothin’ like a little yoga (and weed) to help feel better after a stupid day. gchat.. is definitely not the way to break things off.
wau.
nope…
ugh.
onto the next.
August 2011
2 posts
“I think masturbating is the most creative that you’ll ever be. You’re creating...”
– Ryan McGinley (via lucifelle, codeineandcoffins) (via gigglemore)
July 2011
5 posts
graphic design w/ my ex boyfriend’s face.
this is fun(ny).
yep. still fully creeped out be engagement photos.
I WISH I COULD TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE A HUGE JACKASS.
but i won’t.
June 2011
5 posts
10 tags
why do guys try so, so hard to reach the ultimate goal of sex, which is meant to be the most intensely physical act of love, as quickly as possible… when they are actually afraid of or incapable of even the possibility of love itself?
and yet single women who are hoping to find love, end up in situations from time to time, where sex is an incredible temptation. and since they crave that...
Life is like a bowl of soup. You only get blown if...
i really just googled:
“how to tell if a guy is into you after you hook up”
so many people are having babies and it’s freaking me out. maybe i’m bitter, but your blog about your baby love magical bundle blog makes my stomach turn a bit.
February 2011
2 posts
hey
will you stay out of my head please?
thanks
January 2011
2 posts
Do those xx’s you sign your emails with mean you want to make out?
I recently discovered
how AMAZING it feels to sleep naked.
December 2010
2 posts
hey -
by the way,
i’m waiting for you to ask me out now.
i did my part.
kinda sneaky the way i did that, huh?
left you wondering..
that was fun.
”..hope to be seeing more of you soon..”
likewise.
i was immediately intrigued the first time we met eyes.
then again, when we ran into each other.
(the world does work in mysterious ways, doesn’t it?)
and you remembered my...
Confession:
no idea who Captain Beefheart was..
:/
but,
RIP.
June 2010
2 posts
“So quick bright things come to confusion.”
– Lysander, A Midsummer Night’s Dream (via styleandsubstance)
May 2010
3 posts
