oh, fuck.

   i'm having a quarter-life crisis.

copied straight from okcupid. i’m dying.

You should message me if

**if you understand and respect the emulsification power of the egg.

**you are NOT vanilla…you have a mature appreciation for kink - coupled with an intellectual appreciation for sensuality.

** also- if you have skills to barter.. I can teach you how to make fresh mozarella, toss a pizza, make a baguette, make ice cream etc„,what you got to share?

** You are confident, strong, sassy, opinionated and can handle my dominant demeanor.

** You know the difference between a hass and fuerte avocado.

**or if you got the case of the BROWN FEVAH!
— 3 months ago
#okcupid  #brown fevah!